Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Backfire....haa..haa..haa..


Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert . One is David, the other is Michael. They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis , with what looked like an minaret of a mosque in the middle .

David said to Michael : "Look, let's pretend we are Muslim, otherwise these Arabs are going to kill us . I am going to call myself Mohammed."

Michael refused to change his name , he said :" My name is Michael , and I will not pretend to be other than but what I am . ...Michael."

The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names. David said : "My name is Mohammed." Michael said : "My name is Michael. "

The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said : "Please bring some food and water for Michael only." Then he turned to the other and said: "Well Mohammed I hope you are aware that we are still in the holy month of Ramadan."

Sunday, September 19, 2010

o(∩_∩)o 哈哈

一天,刘德华带着张惠妹到周星池喝水。突然,刮起了谢霆风,出现了吴奇龙,吴奇龙抓走了张惠妹。刘德华就拿出周华剑,脚踩周杰轮,越过一片森林叫林志玲,还吃了一口杨宗纬(洋葱维),爬过了一座山本月娘。终于抢回了张惠妹,他们就坐着飞轮海回到郭富城~^_^!!! (不是我写的)